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Welcome to Tiburon’s Lil’ Terrorist Training Academy. We offer a full array of classes to meet your educational needs. Our instructors have studied and trained for years to perfect their craft. They will have your little one whipped into shape in no time.
Some of our class offerings:
50 Ways to Flood a Bathroom
Stains That Won’t Come Out of Carpeting
I Can Break That - So Can You
27 Things That Should Never Be Immersed In Water
How To Throw a Temper Tantrum That Will Leave Them Speechless
I’ll Teach You To Turn Your Back On ME!
Pooping - It Isn’t Just For the Bathroom
12 Vegetables to Stick in Any Orifice
No! No! A Thousand Times NO!
Parents? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Parents
Projectile Vomiting and You
The Art of Sibling Warfare
101 Ways To Trash a Minivan
Nagging and the Practical Applications
It Wasn’t Me - It Was Her
The Fine Art of Insulting Your Mother’s Cooking
How to Ask For Advice and Then Do What You Want Anyway
Mine! Mine! How To Get Your Stuff Back
The Blame Game
Don’t Limit Your Art to Paper - Everything Is a Canvas
Sharing is Overrated
You CAN Cut Your Own Hair
The quality and expertise of our educators sets TLTTA apart from other Terrorist Training Schools. Meet some of our instructors:
Ethan - Nearly 10 Years of experience. Has successfully mastered most of the curriculum (who are we kidding - he has written it) and has thoughtfully mentored all our instructors.
Avery -
A seasoned veteran with a flair for the dramatic. Her classes are guaranteed to entertain and educate.
Olivia -
A relatively new instructor that is still working on some of her certifications. Her “50 ways to Flood a Bathroom” class is a student favorite!
Amelia -
Our newest instructor. A student teacher with real world practical experience as a result of our work release programs.
Enroll today! Classes are filling up fast! Financial Aid is available.
