Submitted by Natasha in Alberta, Canada (To read more about Natasha, visit her website Becoming Something.)
Mormons store food in case of emergencies of all sorts. But some people wonder where to store their food if they live an apartment or just don’t have a lot of space. Well, Lulu has a suggestion for you. Flour can be kept under the dining room table. JUST LIKE THIS. As my husband would say, “Intuitive improvisation is the hallmark of genius.”
And when you think you want a banana and you start to eat the banana and you realize that you don’t really want a banana, Lulu has a suggestion for you. Everyone has an area of expertise and the creative disposal of bananas is Lulu’s. Simply find the latch on your rustic coffee table or any two objects will do. Then, place banana inside carefully, as you don’t want to dirty your fingers, and SQUISH HARD. Leave it there and don’t tell anyone. That would ruin the element of surprise. It’s especially delightful when it’s discovered when guests are over.
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