Submitted by Natasha in Alberta, Canada (To read more about Natasha, visit her website Becoming Something.)
So, I put my finger against her left nostril and told her to blow. I didn’t think anything would happen as none of my kids have learned how to blow their nose until they were about 5. Weird but true. If anything, I thought it would loosen it a bit so I could reach up with my pinkie and get it out. (LOOK, I told you not to read this if you’re squeamish. Don’t blame me! Moms discuss these things.)
Well, she blew with all her might and this gigantic green booger the size of a pencil eraser shot out like a cannon and hit the side of the bathtub. About 24 inches away from her nose.
And then I laughed my head off. Really. It fell right off, boogers and all. I’m writing this from the spirit world.
